Monday, April 20, 2009

Oh my gosh, HOW DARE YOU.
CAPTAIN CHESS CLUB IS MINE!
@!$@#^$%&^&*$##$$

BITCH SLAP

KICK ASS.

DIE! DIE BITCH!

AHHHH #@%$^%^&$%@@#%%^&&^%

HAHAHHAHA. captain chess club loves me more, you dumb blonde!
I am hotter than you x 9327489729482039839839487940

OHHHH MYYYYY GOSHHHH TOTALLY HOTTTT

GUESZ WHUDDZZ PEEPIES.

TODAYY, I SAW THIS ULTIMATE HOTTIE IN SCHOOL!
HE IS LIKE, TOTALLY 2 M TALL!!!
SOOOO DARN HORTTTTTZXZXZXZXZ. I CAN'T STAND IT.

LIKE. so HOTTTTTT.AHHH!!! I CAN;T BREATHE! AHHHHHH GASP GASP GASP.

LIKE OH MY GOSH GUESS WHAT, ALL THE GUYZXZXZ XIN SCHOOL ARE SO CMI.
CMI.
no larz, i just kid wor.

ZACKY EFRONIE IS STILL THE BESTIE! :DDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDD^_^^^^^^^^^^

SO NOW, I am like totally sick of cap locks.
and I am deciding between the captain of the soccer team, the captain of the volleyball team, the captain of the basketball team, the captain of the squash team, thecaptain of the chess club. HAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOSH. I LOVE DORKS! SO CUTE! WANNA PINCH THEIR CUTTTIIEEEE CHEEKIES! YIPPIE YAY YAY YAY YAY! :DDDDD

ew.


YAY. MY FAV = CHESS CLUB CAPTAIN YAYYYY DARN CUTE LUH.
DARN CUTE.
LIKE CAPITAL C

CAPTAIN CHESS CLUB! YAY
CCCCCC.
ALLITERATION. LOL.

I miss captain chess club,i wonder who he is.
whateva larz, must be damnnn cute like totally!

AND HE IS MINE.
STAY AWAY YOU DISGUSTING GAYZXZXZX AHHHHH SHRIEKS AND FAINTS.


I will dream of my captain tonight like ahhhh!!!! I so totally cant wait.

Okay, I need to do my facial now. Need to look after my precious skin. shrieks and faints.

XOXO

REFINE YOUR TASTES

omg
I tink we all need a life.

HOw can ZAC n ROB compare with
LEGOLAS(FYI: he's a hot, alpha character LORD OF THE RINGS; a bit gay but i like xD) ? Seriously, even Johnny Depp can do better. And Jude Law(when he still has hair on his *ahem* head).

BUT zac and rob? TASTEBUDDS PPL. Tastebudds. DON'T, I repeat, DON'T EVER LET HORMONES GET INTO YOUR HEAD. AND MOUTH.


OK darlinns. I'll introduce you to a batch of HOTTT Obama TEAMMM in my next post. After I've finish some impt hw.

Tata!! <3


p.s. Gran, that sign in email is a sUUUUUUper LOOOOONG nippple. can't you shorten it???!
and don't confirm my identity. Let's keeep the fun =D

Sunday, April 19, 2009

WHATEVERRRRRR TO THE BIMBO WITH THE BIG MOUTH!!

Zack Effron is like, waaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter lahs! he's like, like, cadbury chocolate that melts in ur mouth when u bite into it! i would LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to sink my teeth into a piece of zackie:DDDD



but oh wells... theres no way i can get to him... so i'm setting my sights lower :DD rejoice, all u guys out there!!!

DONT tell him, but i think Vinnie's hot.. hehe:DD




RAAAAAH
!!!stupid lit homework!!!! nipple la... i dunno how to do compare & contrast! help anyoness?! i'll give u a KISS!!!!!! AND a hug if u r MEL =)

Saturday, April 18, 2009

robbie is HOTTER

oh man, this is like TOTALLY COOOOOOL. ZAC EFRON, come on sweetie, you want ROBERT PATTINSON!!!! look at him, he's so hot. his sexy stubble, cuteZZZZZZ smile and HIS LIPS ahhhhhhhhhhhh. IM SO JEALOUS OF KIRSTEN. imagine, fellow sisters!!! kissing robbie right on the lips ,slowly pulling him in! YAY. INTOXICATING!!! XOXOXO:D

OMG OMG. maybe i shd forget abt my super PORCUPINE and change a potential partner for life. GIRLS go for other hotties, but not ROBBIE. HE'S MINE so PISS OFF. HAHAHAHA.

anyway i was ogling at some hot pictures (not pornos, of course, i have what those girls have) and i found a super cute girl. anyway, did you ppl see the S FACTOR?!!!!!!!!!! OMG its totally demeaning.

okay to a more serious subject:

AWARE. OMG the politics at aware is so interesting!!!! like the tabloids in UK gossip magazines. i'm so amazed i don't know what to say. must follow up k? FREE ENTERTAINMENT!!!! YAY

P.S. i'm sooooooo not a bimbo, like totally, i'm a pRiNCeSS:))))

Thursday, April 16, 2009

YAAY! Mi 1st post!!!!

omg. i'm like, so totally excited!!!!!!! i'm starting a new blog! wheeeeeeeeee!


ok. so um, what am i supposed to like, write here? i dunno. so i'm gonna just rant! Rah!!! :DDD



ok, so, like, i think P.E is like, totally crap luh! its like, so unglam! we have to like run super lot of rounds!? omg. if i ever become like,the president of the world or something? i'm gonna like, ban P.E. save my future girls from this torturous thing la. uuuuuuugh!


then,you know,i was like,totally pigging out on youtube? (omg!so guilty!should have been mugging luh...) then i found this like,totally cool vid!omg luh! super eye candy!!!!














right?right???
i was like, drooling luh!!! i love zack effron! he is super hoooooooot!!!





ok,dears,i think i shall stop here and go back to my eye candies!!! Bye my darlings!